VAR counter = 0 -> coffee = coffee {I bought a coffee with my five-pound note.|I bought a second coffee for my friend.|I didn't have enough money to buy any more coffee.} ~ counter++ { counter < 4 : -> coffee | -> today } = today It was {&Monday|Tuesday|Wednesday|Thursday|Friday|Saturday|Sunday} today. ~ counter++ { counter < 15 : -> today | -> joke} = joke He told me a joke. {!I laughed politely.|I smiled.|I grimaced.|I promised myself to not react again.} ~ counter++ { counter < 20 : -> joke | -> coin} = coin { SEED_RANDOM(20 - counter) } I tossed the coin. {~Heads|Tails}. ~ counter++ { counter < 22 : -> coin | -> lights} = lights I took a step forward. {!||Then the lights went out. -> dark } ~ counter++ { counter < 27 : -> lights | -> ratbear} = dark So dark... -> ratbear = ratbear The Ratbear {&{wastes no time and |}swipes|scratches } {&at you|into your {&leg|arm|cheek}}. ~ counter++ { counter < 32 : -> ratbear | -> END }